V is for Valerie & Valerie is for: sarcasm, The Smiths, travel, ballet, Halloween on Christmas, lawn gnomes, self-loathing, Disney World, Chuck Palahniuk, typewriters, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Earl Grey, street art, tattoos, Johnny Cash, chronic & Great Britain. I like what I like & you might like it too.
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Ben & I are the coolest of the cool & everyone will be jealous of our epic VIP BBQs <3